Well, you peed your pants. We’ve all been there.

You probably regret that second (okay, third) lemonade.

This book has some tips to get you through it (including but not limited to traffic cone pants, extraterrestrial negotiations, food fights, and other very practical techniques).

Join the PFF Club!

Join the PFF Club!

The moment you pee your pants (or help someone who has), you are eligible to join the Pee Friends Forever (PFF) Club.

To become a PFF member, simply download, print, color, and sign the official club certificate.

Share your story

Sharing our stories can help us feel less alone.

Fill out the form to share your pee pants story with the author. If you would like a response, please include your email address.

Your anonymous story may also be featured on Substack or Instagram to help others feel less alone!

Grab your free activity kit!

This printable 16 page guide was designed for kindergarten through third grade (though it can be easily adapted). It is based on Bloom’s Taxonomy and the Common Core Standards.

It includes:

  • Critical thinking questions

  • Art, math, and SEL activities

  • Step-by-step instructions for drawing Bertie

  • A Bertie scavenger hunt

  • A writing and illustration prompt

How this book was made

Video coming soon!